janitard

A mentally handicapped individual who is employed in the janitorial profession. Possibly as part of a societal integration program, or because it's funny as hell to watch...

See McDonalds or WalMart for further examples of said janitard.

by LatinHeat December 11, 2009

janitarium

A place where elderly janitors go once they have inhaled
way too many chemical fumes.

So unfortunate it is, Sylvestor was cut down in his prime, 20 years on the job and his wife had him committed to the state
janitarium.

by Disexlia boy October 2, 2010

jantard

Someone who is accepted at a college for the spring semester rather than the fall semester. Generally, they are inferior to the fall admits in intelligence, though there are few exceptions.

"Yo Matt, don't talk to that kid in the corner, he's one of those jantards."

"What's wrong with him?"

"He's a fuckin jantard."

by Blarfff February 8, 2008

Janktarded

The state of being both jank and retarded.

Josh: Wow, that guy is stupid.

Aaron: I know, he's so janktarded!

by BellaFreeman May 15, 2010