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janitarium 

A place where elderly janitors go once they have inhaled
way too many chemical fumes.
So unfortunate it is, Sylvestor was cut down in his prime, 20 years on the job and his wife had him committed to the state
janitarium.
janitarium by Disexlia boy October 2, 2010
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Someone who is accepted at a college for the spring semester rather than the fall semester. Generally, they are inferior to the fall admits in intelligence, though there are few exceptions.
"Yo Matt, don't talk to that kid in the corner, he's one of those jantards."

"What's wrong with him?"

"He's a fuckin jantard."
jantard by Blarfff February 8, 2008

Janktarded 

The state of being both jank and retarded.
Josh: Wow, that guy is stupid.

Aaron: I know, he's so janktarded!
Janktarded by BellaFreeman May 15, 2010
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