The most mysterious creature on the planet, scientists have predicted that this object is the same size as Bigfoot. The penis of Jamin is known to have special powers like "rapid fire" and "steady aim" which has the ability to make any woman fall in love with that piece of steak. It is believed that this penis has the ability to turn women into stone. The song "Young, Wild, and Free" is based on this mythical object. There is only one picture of Sir Jamin's penis. The picture is believed to curse any man to see it, but will make a women pregnant upon viewing it.

Damn Walter have you heard of Jamin's penis and how it slated Hudgens in half?

Jamin's Penis by JtheAsian November 14, 2014

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Jamonga

A lovely set of cup-size D or larger breasts that cause a man to go agape and stupefied from a tremendous hormonal rush. Usually said at slow pace in deep reverence and awe.

Sam: "Yeah, so I fucked up my bio midterm an-- {gaze wanders} ooh Jah-MONG-ah..."
Kevin: "Hey yo, Snap out of it. What you lookin?... oh yes... daddy like doz."
Sam: {Whistfully} ...Jamonga....

Jamonga by MrRowe March 28, 2008

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Javion

Javion is a fucking savage ass nigga who has shoe game can dress and pulls tons of girls and he also is always ready to fight

Javion a goat

Javion by The fucking savage March 1, 2017

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