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A person who is overly concerned about physical appearances. Most often, has an ego bigger than small moons, and sporadically says: "I am awsome."

Jamesio's will use sarcasm and Innuendo to convey a point, usually sarcasm that reinforces their already oversized ego.

To spot a Jamesio, simply read the name. If you suspect an alt, then examine the name. "Jamesio is hot", or "Jamesio²" are common examples.
Jamesio: "If I could I would come out of a cake for you."

^This shows that this Jamesio believes in his superior sexiness. Whether or not this is true is debatable.
jamesio by Truth_Teller April 30, 2006
One who surpasses the sexiness of one 'Fabio' and adds the suffix 'io' to the end of their name. It has been known that only people with the name 'James' can do this.
Female usage: You're so sexy Jamesio!

Male usage: I wish I was as sexy as Jamesio!
Jamesio by JimE Ray January 24, 2005
The personification of what is known as "yum yum snookums." Jamesio is known to prowl around forums starting with "Insomniac" and ending with "ames," looking for noobs to pwn. It is believed by many specialists to be the result of both inherent awesomness and rhyme. "Jamesio" stems from his name, James, and adding on "io" to make it even more awesome, thus leading to the rhyme of "ames." As stated before, he is drawn to foums ending in "ames," coincidentally the last letters of his name. Whether or not the inverted order of words is purposeful or if this theory is shit is still unknown. Another theory suggests that Jamesio may be part of what is known as "the 9 conspiracy," being part of the "ames" rhyme, and et cetera.

James + ames = 9 letters. Io + awesome = 9 letters. Insomniac = 9 letters. It all fits. Fuck you, Jamesio's just that cool.

As a final note, 9 times nine is 81, which when divided by 9 = 9! Now you believe me, don'tcha!?
I wish I could have a little more Jamesio in my life. Then I could stab him in the fucking face, that sexy nacho of a bitch.
Jamesio by aabattery May 17, 2006

Jamesing it 

Chasing your dream in the best possible way, but you ultimately fail in the most horrific fashion.
Say your going for that job interview, job interview is going well. On the way out you push the guy out the window, building catches on fire, building gets up, walks away...war starts.

"Man that guy is really jamesing it."
Jamesing it by The Seamanator February 26, 2015

Frank Jameson 

Dope ass dude from Michigan who is wrongfully smeared as a mental defective by Lawrence Albert Connor. Frank also grows his own pot, and has a rapping career.
“Did you see Frank Jameson’s livestream? He gave shout out to Big Black Nigga Balls HD!”
Frank Jameson by rahal July 29, 2020

Frank Jameson lore 

The history surrounding Frank Jameson's feud with Lawrence Albert Connor and his fake accounts. This feud has been going on for a couple of years on a range of different platforms. Lawrence Albert Connor was exposed to be a pedophile by Frank. Lawrence then proceeded to troll Frank and talk shit about his family like a bitch, hiding behind a screen. In recent events, Lawrence's fake accounts have been making fun of his mother's death. Frank Jameson has given his adress out multiple times so that he can say it to his face but Lawrence is a pussy.
Frank Jameson Lore is longer than FNAF lore
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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