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James Ruse 

James Ruse Agricultural High School is a selective high school in Carlingford, Sydney, known primarily for their prowess in the Higher Schools Certificate. Their name is commonly contracted to 'Ruse'.

Having come first in the state for the HSC every year since 1995, over 60% of students achieve and UAI/ATAR of over 99.00, and in excess of 90% over 98.00. As a result, many myths have formed regarding James Ruse, their study habits and neurological functioning.

Despite these myths, students at James Ruse are perfectly normal, and achieve highly in various activities. James Ruse has frequently been the overall Hills Zone champion in the SSA sporting carnivals, as well as performed admirably in leadership, drama, music, and various International Olympiads. A ridiculous amount of school pride stems from these events.

About 99% of students at James Ruse are from a non-English speaking background, predominantly Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indian and Sri Lankan.

James Ruse is on very good terms with NSG, NSB, SGS, PLC, SB, SG, Girra, Hornsby, Normo, Cherry Tech, Carlo High, Cumbo, Muirfield, Model Farms, and many more. Most famously, with Baulko. Love you guys :)
A: You didn't buy a house in Carlingford in anticipation that you'll get into James Ruse, did you?
B: I did. I got into Baulko.

A: I wish I went to James Ruse.
B: So do I.

A: I had a wonderful dream last night... I dreamt I made it into James Ruse.
B: I had a nightmare last night... I dreamt I didn't make it into James Ruse. Then I woke, and realised it was a reality.
A: FML, mate.

A: Are you a nuclear physicist? You must be from James Ruse!
B: No, I'm from Baulko. The James Ruse people are all doctors.

A: Hello, I'm from James Ruse.
B: I'm so turned on right now.

Common Myths about James Ruse:

- Ruse students are lifeless nerd who only know how to study.
False. Those are the year 12s; the rest are fine, for the time being.

- Eating is banned in the library, explaining their slim physiques.
True. We are all ridiculously sexy because of this.

- Ruse kids have never had girl/boyfriends.
False. There is a notorious spot behiind T1.5 that falsifies this point.

- Students anal douche cows in year 10.
False. Only the teacher demonstrates artificial insemination in agriculture.

- A favourite pastime is to sit in a circle and recite pi until someone drops out.
False. A majority of students only know pi as the natural constant specifying the ratio of the circumference to the diameter.

- The only sport Ruse students play is chess.
False. Shut up, chess isn't a damn sport.
James Ruse by powerStation July 22, 2011

James Ruse 

A warehouse for robots that are trained to only be lawyers or doctors. People send their robots here to become successful, but the truth is that James Ruse does no training or teaching. The robots go to tutoring centres in order to keep up with all the robots, and the warehouse just takes the robots and their fame.
"I sent my robot to James Ruse."
"Oh, I must be so smart."
"Yes, but I spend 1k a week on tutoring."

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026