James Bong

From the fires of Mt. Doom, the 4 foot marijuana smoking tool was forged. Many great meetings with him took place, until his untimely death during a wind storm. Some of his bones were salvaged but could not fill the void in our lungs. He will be missed.

Dude1: So...uhhhhh...wanna talk to James.
Dude2: Dude!

James Bong by Mike March 21, 2005

James Bong

James Bong is an internet troll known to prowl various political forums. His main adversaries are those with a left leaning political ideology. He uses methods of satire and multiple clone accounts to debate and overwhelm his opponents. No one knows who the real James Bong is or who the original James Bong was or is.

I was just James Bonged.

James Bong by Bong...James Bong April 11, 2011

JamesWong 

James=(n.) j3ameZ 1. Becoming a SY, which is to rub dick every second and DDR none stop till death 2.Getting hairs up da asshole, usually godlish curly, and has dendrites which make da shit look like a role cake wid white sprinkles 3. None stop thinking about sex, usually masterbates in any local transportation for hornyness, always hangs around with SY, and prefers to get raped in the subways.

He was Jamesing during class and resulted in sperm all over his pants.

That boy was Jamesing everday and later died of too much jacking off.

JamesWong by Sang Young October 15, 2004

jameshong 

A 170cm++ beast, who is bald & likes to wax his legs. And will also remain single for the rest of his life, at this freaking rate. Cac.

Kissy: Stop being a jameshong!!!
James: I can't help it. My ass stings.

Lol

jameshong by Kissy January 30, 2005

Jamesbonding 

A person who tries to change his look and act like James Bond to make himself feel confident and cool. The person wears nice shirts and ties, upgrades his watch and tries to add new wheels or stripes to his non-luxury car to make it cool looking. James Bond, 007, bonding, secret agent, secret agent man, luxury, high-end

I have been fat all of my life and now that I've lost weight, it is time for me to do some jamesbonding. I'm buying some fly clothes and a new watch and getting my car detailed.

Jamesbonding by joecoolthefool January 16, 2016

jamesongirl1234 

a literal dumpster of a human being

you such a jamesongirl1234 your that bad.

jamesongirl1234 by Invalid_1016 November 13, 2021