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Stoner 1: "Dude I'm so bonged right now"
Stoner 2: "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
bonged by 39646 January 2, 2009
Words you can keep
verb; to bong
to hit the bong; smoke marijuana through a bong
Rower Ben: "How many times have you bonged before?"
Girl: "A couple times."
*hits bong*
bonged by kenzrex January 29, 2018
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A phrase commonly used by fraternities and sororities during the rush process.
She tried to go down on me... so I bonged her.
bonged by Lord_Wellington August 1, 2009
im bonged having to wait this long
bonged by gcwrestler07 December 21, 2006

bonged out 

Interchangable with monged or monged out."Bonged out" is the state you are left in after partaking in the prolonged inhalation of combusted canabis (herbal or hash) smoke & vapour drawn up through water in a smoking device known as a bong. See mongathon and bongathon.
After smokin' that rope bar we was totally bonged out, innit see! I couldnt even see the fucking Playstation!
bonged out by Hurnia January 2, 2007

Blue Bonged

When you had plans to smoke weed with a friend, but they cancelled on you last minute.
Person 1: Yeah man I was supposed to get high with Josh, but he quit on me.
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!

One Bonged 

When the light weight in the squad takes one hit on a bong and is immediately monged and cannot partake in further bongery.
Dean: Will, that was a phat rip on the bong
Will: *no reply*
Dean: M8 you just got One Bonged
One Bonged by MongaloidBongaloid February 23, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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