Jamba Juicer

a person w/ no street smarts; a person that seems to have an IQ equivalent to a brick; a person that can't carry a single in depth conversation; most of what they say sound like, "LETS GO SHOPPING TODAY! OMGAD LET'S GO GET JAMBA JUICE!" w/ a few exceptions

1) Pft, look at that Jamba Juicer.
2) Dude, you know what she called me today? A Jamba Juicer.
3) You, a Jamba Juicer? No way...

by Debbie Shin October 14, 2005

jamba juice engineer

an engineer who does not know any more about engineering than a person working at jamba juice.

dont be a jamba juice engineer, you wont be able to solve any real world problems.

by kgthelion October 24, 2010

Jamba Juice

God's own natural lubricant that comes out of your girlfriend a.k.a. pussy dew

When I pulled out of that bitch my dick was covered in her Jamba Juice.

by Chris DP September 14, 2005

Jamba Juice

Alcoholic beverages of any kind, that get you right lit. Typically mixed drinks. Can also be an all natural smoothie.

2. Smoothies from the Jamba Juice shop, they are all natural and sinfully sweet.

1. Nina: Did you see that giant glass of Jamba Juice that tiny blonde had?

Ki-Ki: No! Where do we get one?

Nina: The bartender said they are a buy one get one free right now, and they are 15% alcohol volume per glass!

Ki-Ki: I'll take four!!!!

2. Jess: Damn these are good, I might get diabetes from how sweet they are but at least Jamba Juice smoothies are all natural.

by Saline_Ritual May 18, 2016

Jamba Juice

1. A delicious place where you can get a variety of healthy smoothies and other refreshments.
2. An easy way to say "What's the matter with you?"

1. "Let's go to Jamba Juice gang, I really have to wet my whistle with a delicious smoothy!"
2. "Jamba Juice Monique?"

by Slim Shadow October 2, 2005

jamba juice

A company started in 1990 in San Luis Obispo, California originally named "Juice Club". Since then, Jamba Juice has expanded to over 600 stores nationally with 1 international location. Stores are both Corporate and Franchised, as well as located in Safeway, Inc. stores.
Jamba Juice sells a wide variety of delicious, all-natural fruit smoothies that come with a free boost (powdered, highly effective nutirional boost) and has something to offer everyone. Products range from low fat to low carb and low sugar to high protien and high carb. No sugars, Colors, Artificial Flavorings or Preservatives are added to any drinks or products that they offer.

lets go to Jamba Juice and get a meal supplement instead of having deep fried fast-food! I want a Strawberry Whirl!

by Greg Lees May 7, 2007

Jamba Juice

Smoothies made by God himself.

Let there be Jamba Juice!

by doitphaggot April 13, 2008