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Jam a bastard in it you crap 

Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.
Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!

jam your hype 

jam meaning stop
hype meaning hyper-ness

can also mean hold on, be patient, chill the f*ck out, jam, calm down, shut up now you're buzzin', allow it, stop now
someone chatting breeze/talking sh*t/not shutting up for a LONG time

adam: rah you're buzzin'.. jam your hype cuz
jam your hype by SCARFACE20 August 27, 2010

jam your hype 

Oi mate, jam your hype, i don't wanna hear anymore of your shit!
jam your hype by ajw666 May 9, 2010

jam your hype 

British UK slang meaning "Calm down." or "Chill out." Comes from the word "hype" meaning hyperactive, and the verb "to jam", meaning to relax, to chill, or to hang out.
Jordan: I swear down I'm gonna deck that bwoi!

Steve: Jam your hype, man. He didn't do anything to you.
jam your hype by TheParkourPunk February 23, 2009

go jam yourself

bob: haha you suck
gary: Go jam yourself!!
go jam yourself by dj vera May 4, 2008

JAM YOUR LIFE! 

Referring to the ultra chill that some people just need to take. Like calm your life but better because one needs to 'jam' aka stop fretting! Letting things take their toll...not making plans but seeing how things go...
Saarah: 'at precisely what time should i meet you?'

Samee: 'can you just jam your life!'
JAM YOUR LIFE! by Sarz1234 June 29, 2009