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post-work traffic-jam slap 

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.
theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

Happy Slappy Jam 

A kid-friendly word for male ejaculate procured through masturbatory efforts.
Person one: "I like to wibble the wubby and make my happy slappy jam."

Person two: "The fuck did you just say in front of my child?"
Happy Slappy Jam by Vorshack July 6, 2020
to pin someone against the wall by the throat, then slap them across the face.
That girl just jamslapped the hell out of that byotch.

or

That bbq was so damn good, it makes you wanna jamslap a muthafucka.
jamslap by t-montey December 23, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026