jalopy 

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

jalopy 

Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.

In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.

jalopy by AYB August 28, 2003

jalopy 

an old worn out car

That jalopy ain't worth selling because nobodyelse would be caught dead with it.

jalopy by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2010

jalopy 

The act of having sex with a man over the age of 80 whose cock hardly works. The old geezer must bend over while his taint is suckled on. He then receives a blowie (his shaft is still flaccid) while his asshole is fingered and tickled. In the end the old man sharts on the hand of the pleasure giver when he pulls his finger out.

That old guy i fucked had such a jalopy

jalopy by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

Jalopy 

A piece of shit car in a delipidated state

"Why the fuck did i buy a jalopy" "so wanna buy a jalopy its fun they said....."

Jalopy by The_Sus_book_9000 May 23, 2022

jalopy 

Slang for a car, usually old cars, somewhat of the ford model T Design. Some cars that can be seen as "classic" today can be considered a jalopy, but mostly anything before "classic" like a old old classic.

There goes old man Jenkins in his jalopy.

jalopy by John Penix December 19, 2003

Jalopy 

A term for an old (over 60) woman's vagina.

"Would you like some jalopy joes? I made it extra sloppy for ya!"

"She was a cougar, her jalopy has been all over the place"

"That roast beef sandwich was as greasy as your grandma's jalopy"

Jalopy by adr06e March 13, 2009