Jalloul

Jalloul is the kind of person that would scream at you for not bringing them a cup of water despite not asking. If Jalloul is a teacher, she would be the kind of teacher that never explains anything, nor ever gives you the required documents to study but would always say that she told you about today's test last week.

Jalloul: ready for todays test?
Student 1: What test? We didn't have a test for today miss!
Jalloul: Yes you did 😡. GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!
Student 2: Miss I'm sure you never told us about a test.
Jalloul: YOU GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE TOO YOU IMPOLITE CHILD!

Jalloul by FouFou_ August 20, 2021

Eliass Jalloub 

A beautiful baby. On the outside hes like a fierce scary lion but once he gets comfortable with you and trusts you (wont happen), he becomes a big baby (only to his wife hasina). Hes the most sweetest caring and hottest man to ever roam the earth. Every step he takes he leaves a light beautiful aroma behind him. If you ever find anyone like him (you wont), hold onto him with ur jaw and teeth and never let go because he is the most caring man in the world. He knows how to love, care, protect, and HMP HASINA LOVES HIM SO MUCH HMP HES A BABY AND NO ONE NO ONE WILL TOUCH HIM NO ONE WILL EVER HURT HIM BC HIS WIFE WONT LET ANYONE ANYONE OR ANYTHING DAMAGE HIS PURE SOUL!!!!! I LOVE BABY LIAS

Eliass Jalloub? Oh thats Hasinas little baby

Eliass Jalloub by Eliasswifehummahumma December 5, 2021

Jallouli 

1. A mexican spice that can be eaten with tamales and math books.

2. Jello in the form of a liquid.

3. A chili dog that doesn't stop talking, and fall all the time.

1. Pass me that Jallouli!

2. You need to leave the Jallouli in the fridge for two more hours.

3. Pick up the Jallouli off the floor.

Jallouli by Kevallenyssatinly May 5, 2011

jalloud 

Jalloud is a very nice guy, he likes girls but when he finds the right one he never gives up on her and he likes to hangout

I wish I was jalloud

jalloud by Jah chellas June 15, 2017