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Jalapeño Bloodtrain

The act of stuffing as many jalapeños into a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle.

The spices of the jalapeños help clot the blood and relieve bloating.
My cramping hurt so bad until I got jalapeño bloodtrained. My mom is great!
by BobDan May 1, 2014
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