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A name for someone so stupid it gets funny. these people are also very sweet.
He cheated on an open book test. He is such a Jakke !!
Jakke by the-1-and-only December 2, 2021
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Jakke is the best :3
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jippy jake 

1. A douchebag. A paid or part time firefighter/medic that likes to tell others of how important he is and that he can solve all of life's emergency needs.

2. Jippy Jake has all the training, fresh out of the academy, with maybe 3 to 5 years of diluted experience and wants to help... Only he hasn't the slightest fucking clue of what he's suppose to be doing.

3. Jippy Jake likes to belittle the public he is suppose to be serving and spends countless hours on social media and on his ass at the station, trash talking volunteers and paid on call firefighters and EMTs.

4. Jippy Jake will never talk shit in person. He is a coward and doesn't want to get his ass beat by the real Firefighters. He never actually even takes vitals on medical calls nor lifts a finger on fire calls, again, clueless coward.
E24C: "who is that sitting on his ass in the third due apparatus while everyone else is tending to injured and putting out the fire?"

Batt2: "That's Parnell, he's a Jippy Jake bitch pretending to be important, his own guys don't even want him on scene."
jippy jake by Chits_gettin-real June 29, 2014

Jacket Slut 

A term used by Gerard Way to describe a person who is obsessed with jackets
Gerard Way: "I just bring a lot of jackets im like a jacket slut it's weird"
Person:"Gerard Way is such a jacket slut"
Jacket Slut by Phan.__.Howlter June 17, 2017

Jake Sim 

/noun/ a very charming man; he is born with sharp features especially his lips and his nose. raised in a very wealthy home but grow with a very humble heart. loves dog especially Layla and is really good at playing violin and soccer.
Example : Thank you Lord for giving me a great man in my life, i will treasure Jake Sim forever.

Jacked Jugs 

My trick to give the impression of big perky breasts

Place washing up sponges at the bottom of each bra cup. This will both lift your breasts but also give them that rounded look above the bra

I find if I don't do this I look like my tits have collapsed inside my bra or they are just not visible at all
Great tip for jacked jugs
Jacked Jugs by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Jake Paul 

The Scum Of The Internet Who Somehow Has A Following Of 10M 10 Year Olds.
Person: Who Is Your Idol Kiddo?
Kid: JAKE PAUL!!1
Person: *loads shotgun*
Jake Paul by Infinity0706 May 13, 2018
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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