jakie

A scottish word for an alcoholic/drunkard/tink. Can usually be found living in a cardboard box wearing a worn out leather jacket and sporting an unshaven beard. Main characteristic: Strong smell of pish.
'Those jakies downstairs won't shut the fuck up, one of them was lying unconscious at the gate this morning with an empty bottle of white storm.'
by Merryweather March 31, 2006
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West coast Scotland term for a chav / ned / pikie / jakie, easily identifiable by their tracksuits (trackies) Thomas Burberry baseball caps and other assorted burberry accessories.
This breed of scumbag is also known for how their balls grow larger when in a crowd of jakies or in a 12 yr old Vauxhall Nova.
The larger the grouping of jakies is directly proportional to the size their balls have grown over their natural size (which is generally very small).
person 1 "Look at those silly looking jakie fucks"

person 2 "yeah, their balls have grown so large they must think that Vauxhall Nova is a Sherman Tank."
by DNT August 27, 2005
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Jess, take that hideous outfit off. It looks so jakie!!
by Jess Powell April 14, 2005
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Jaki

A beatuiful, intelligent girl with a burning Celtic heart. One who, when she loves, gives herself mind, body and soul. A gentle creature.
She may be nice, but she's certainly NOT a Jaki.
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by matt the jakie August 03, 2004
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Jaky

A girl that is extreamly loud and competitive. She is always taking interest in a variety of topics. Jaky most likely has a very attractive body(short with big breast) and always gives great advice
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Jakie

West coast slang for an alcoholic (mainly Glasgow).
Look at the jakie drinking off the pavement.
by pseudonym October 27, 2004
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