Jake Stevens 

One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Dislikes snow. Loves the cold. Easy to fall in love with. Accepts you for who you are, overall lovely guy.

Extremely amazing, once he's in your life, you wont want him to leave it. Really cool. Has an amazing taste in music!

I love you <3

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Sup?
Jake Stevens: EAT MY SANDWICH

Jake Stevens by weird strange person girlthang December 4, 2011

Jake stevens 

He is a young Garry glitter in the making and make sure to hide your children at all costs if you ever see this man. He has been reported to the FBI 50 times and is probably hiding your child in his basement getting ready to make their ass hole go raw red so please report him before he gets your children. He is also good friends with Jeffery Epstein so watch out for the white van that may pull up outside your house and tag team your children so they have no choice but into bum raping your child. The best way to spot him is by his greasy quiff that is located at the top of his disabled head.

Little boy: No please not again my ass hole is red enough as it is after yesterday please stop
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams

Jake stevens by Jake Stevens January 2, 2020

The Jake Stevens

When doing a girl from behind, you pull out a newspaper and start smacking her arse with it whilst whistling.

Mary was enjoying the sex until Joe pulled out the Evening herald and started hitting her with it whilst whistling in a very odd fashion. He later explained The Jake Stevens

The Jake Stevens by The Jake Stevens February 27, 2009