jakendrick
jakendrick by winns August 30, 2017
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jakearchambault
He is very sexy, with amazing blue eyes. And he has like 3 tatoos and is very sexy. he is very talented and plays in a band and plays the guitar. He had 5 years of high school, but no matter, he was still my favorite person in Garbarinos bio class. He loves Jenn's artwork and is very supportive of her wanting to become a tattooist. He is very nice and can totally rock out. he claims he has met katvond and ami james and yoji and the rest of that gang, but jenn begs to differ, because she would secretly be jealouse if she were ro find out it was true. Jakearchambault always put his schoolwork upon the back filing cabinet in bio. He will be forever rememberd by parsippany high school for his coolness, attractiveness, personality, and awesomeness. He is missed dearly.
"Heyy jakearchambault, what's up?"
"lol, do you like my chicken man?"
"What is that? lol"
"Its a chicken nugget on my pencil, and it has mayo eyes, cool huh?"
"fuck yes"
a week later...
"hey jakearchambault! wheres your chicken man?"
"its in my locker"
"lol"
"lol, do you like my chicken man?"
"What is that? lol"
"Its a chicken nugget on my pencil, and it has mayo eyes, cool huh?"
"fuck yes"
a week later...
"hey jakearchambault! wheres your chicken man?"
"its in my locker"
"lol"
jakearchambault by Michael Gatto October 8, 2008
jakeitrick
A guy with a lot of girls and swag. However the girls are a cover up because he's really a homosexual with gay guy swag. Usually missing parts
jakeitrick by fetty-g December 1, 2015
Jakearis
Term used for when a person tries to intimate you, but you completely ignore them n don't acknowledge their presence like they don't even exist
Him: oh no so n so's here
Her: (doesn't bat an eyelid as they walk past)
Him: woah you totally just Jakearis'd him
Her: (doesn't bat an eyelid as they walk past)
Him: woah you totally just Jakearis'd him
Jakearis by MoodyWoman October 20, 2021
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