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Jahoda

A disease of the anal variety.
You have to have a dick in your butt at all times or you die.
It starts with coughing.
And then a rash on you butt.
Then you have the urge to put long cylinders in your butt,but you know your ass can tell the difference between a curling iron and a penis.
Alex:I have a really bad jahoda, can you help me with that.

Jhon: I'll see what I can do.
by XxThelegend27xX November 15, 2017
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jahova's stiffness

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.
by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009
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Jagoda

jagoda is a beautiful women. she likes to have fun and be random. they give off lots of love and don't ask for much in return. they want to have that special someone to look after them because they are afraid to be alone. they are gorgeous and every man wants them. they can be picky but are usually not. they like men but when they find who they love they will stay with them and be loyal. no one is as perfect as jagoda. their names blueberry but only because they are small and sweet. everyone wants to be a jagoda. they are so full of life it is hard to not smile when they walk by.
jagoda is such a beautiful lady im so lucky to have her.
by everyonelovessomeone November 27, 2012
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Jahdae

An intelligent, beautiful, black and funny girl. She is always caring and their for her friends and they are always there for her especailly a boy named Rasheed which meaning can also be found here.She is respectful and pollite and because of her personality shinning so bright she has many friends and anyone is her enemy has their own problems.
Jahdae and Rasheed, sometimes Mike but mostly rasheed
by Rashenix7 December 6, 2013
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jahdai

Is that jahdai
by Jsjdhdkwj March 3, 2015
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jahovaded

to get drunk, paraletic , smashed or wasted
nicky payne got absolutely jahovaded last night.
That guys jahovaded, laying in his sick.
by grizzledotdotamanizzle July 27, 2009
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jahdai

Is that jahdai
by Jsjdhdkwj March 3, 2015
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