Jafa-Caking

When you get your partner to eat all the choclate and sponge off of a jafacake and leave the orange jelly circle..you then get 2 of these orange jelly circles and place them on the breasts of a women..you then eat them off...or if your some crazy mo fuka you can do this by yourslef if you are female..

Hayley: Jafa-Cake me...dont leave any orange jelly there though.

Louis: yup..this'll be fun...
............................

Louis: wtf...they're stuck

HALF AN HOUR L8ER...

Louis:*slurp* All done...never thought Jafa-Caking could be soo much fun :).

Jafa-Caking by Louis&Hayley :) February 15, 2009

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Jaffacaking

It means to get on someone's good side my being nice and friendly to them.

Jonnys mum said,"don't try and get round me by jaffacaking me"

Jaffacaking by Rogers lambs June 4, 2017

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Jaffacaking

A sex move involving two humans in a hugging missionary position, a black person on top and a white person on the bottom. However before engaging in coitus, a jar of orange jam is spread on the white persons torso, mimicking the construction of a McVities orange Jaffa cake.

1: Honey! did you get the orange jam?
2 : No sorry honey i forgot.
1: Damn, then we wont be Jaffacaking tonight.

Jaffacaking by AimesVetch December 15, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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