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Jade Palace

A place of Oriental Wonder which offers THE BEST Asian buffet in New England. Often associated with Rowdy teenagers. Popular customs include sticking the bathroom plunger to the mirror in the Men's restroom or making a big ass mess on the table before you leave.
Ganyeezy and OD are the f***ing MacDaddy's of Jade Palace. The female waiters worship them.
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the jade palace 

A desirable woman's vagina, particularly the clitoris, and a euphemism for sex.
After three months of dating she finally opened the gates to the jade palace.
the jade palace by Schproing November 17, 2016

The Jade Palace Special 

The act of violently yanking cheap Chinese anal beads out of your partner's anus and then whipping them in the head with it all in one fluid motion.
She said she was into BDSM so I tied her up and gave that bitch The Jade Palace Special.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004