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Jacoby w 

Black dude wrecked him and it was a hate crime
Jacoby w got jumped by a black dude at lunch.
Jacoby w by The real lord chungus January 14, 2019
Words you can keep

Jacob W. 

Jacob W. is the kind of guy to smoke a ton of weed, tells you he cares about you, and still mean when the high is over. He is the kind of guy who will treat u like a princess just cause he cares about you that much. If you're special to him you're very very lucky.
Marrissa loves Jacob W. but she's too scared to say it.
Jacob W. by marsluvsusosomuch March 23, 2022

jacob j.w.c 

is perfect in every single way. his smile is very contagious. his eyes are easy to get lost in. you could listen to his laugh forever. his voice is so calming.his hair is so nice. you would fall inlove with him in a milisecond. he is very smart, funny, sporty, kind, loving and he can bring a smile to your face without even trying. he would never make you do anything you don’t want to do and will listen to you whenever. He’s someone who you will regret losing. the most beautiful and amazing person to have in your life.
jacob j.w.c by YourMumsNickers August 31, 2020

jacob williams

the realest nigga alive he fucks bad bitches and gets more stacks than u.
hey jacob williams can i come over
~naw im busy fuckin bad bitches

Jacob Whitesides 

Jacob is one of the 12 wonderful Magcon boys. Most perfect, nice, loving, loyal, humorous, gorgeous boy out there. Not only with those characterstics, he has an amazing voice that will melt your heart in one second. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
"Do you see Jacob Whitesides up on stage right now?"

"Yes, he's perfect."
Jacob Whitesides by Linds131030 April 14, 2014

Jacob Whitesides 

He is one of the sweetest boys ever, he treats any girl like a queen. He gives the best hugs and smells very good. What a lucky girl that will get to marry this sweet boy.
"I met the sweetest boy today, his name was Jacob Whitesides."

Jacob Walker 

An extraordinary giving and charming individual.
Strong and protective, kind and compassionate.
Undeniably sexy: intensely irresistibly and erotically attractive, with a personality to swoon, and a bod to drop panties.
The sweetest guy you'll ever meet.
The kind of man thats worth the wait: where luck is dominated by the power of fate.
OH DAMN! Look at that Jacob Walker!! That boy is FINNEEEE!

I wish I had a Jacob Walker to snuggle with every night.
Jacob Walker by Sugartits<3 December 28, 2011
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