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Jacob A. K 

dude: Hey man
Guy: Fuck off
dude: Damn, why are you such a jacob a. k
Jacob A. K by TheLegend1618 June 5, 2019

Jacob Kappa

Penetrating your partners ear then blowing your load in their nose while having a dildo in every hole. Then smacking the girl unconscious and start raping her all night.
Girl: " I didn't remember the Jacob Kappa last night"

Boy: "It was splendid"
Jacob Kappa by Destront January 12, 2015
A skinny man who's very slow at running and is a goal keeper
I used to think i was slow then i met Jacoub K.
Jacoub K by Tomma.T August 25, 2016

Jacob Kendrick 

worlds most renowned philosopher and great scholar of this generation

Jacob Kaplan

Is someone ok at sports. can cook ok. Is a leader.
Jacob Kaplan by Qaplan February 6, 2017

Jacob Kietty 

Jacob Kietty is one of the weirdest but greatest guys you will ever meet. He plays old man sports and soccer.

*do not be offended by this unless you understand the inside joke I have with a friend*
Dang that guy must be a Jacob Kietty he's playing golf!!