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Jacob K. 

Jacob K. Is the like the name of the awesomest guy that you could ever meet. Hes cute funny nice and describing how i love him would be like saying what water tastes like. completely immpossible! ;p
Jacob K. by Hope** December 26, 2009
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Jacob A. K 

dude: Hey man
Guy: Fuck off
dude: Damn, why are you such a jacob a. k
Jacob A. K by TheLegend1618 June 5, 2019

Jacob Kappa

Penetrating your partners ear then blowing your load in their nose while having a dildo in every hole. Then smacking the girl unconscious and start raping her all night.
Girl: " I didn't remember the Jacob Kappa last night"

Boy: "It was splendid"
Jacob Kappa by Destront January 12, 2015
A skinny man who's very slow at running and is a goal keeper
I used to think i was slow then i met Jacoub K.
Jacoub K by Tomma.T August 25, 2016

Jacob Kendrick 

worlds most renowned philosopher and great scholar of this generation
when I grow up I want to be a jacob kendrick

Jacob Kaplan

Is someone ok at sports. can cook ok. Is a leader.
Jacob Kaplan by Qaplan February 6, 2017

Jacob Kietty 

Jacob Kietty is one of the weirdest but greatest guys you will ever meet. He plays old man sports and soccer.

*do not be offended by this unless you understand the inside joke I have with a friend*
Dang that guy must be a Jacob Kietty he's playing golf!!
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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