Someone who sucks at sports (especially cross country) he thrives to maintain having ashy knees and has tree branches for legs. he is sometimes nice but always bullies his friends. he is very short and needs friends to talk to him because he is shy. HE ALSO IS A EGG AND LIVES TO MAKE FUN OF HIS FRIENDS

IMAGINE BEING A JACOB JACKSON

Jacob Jackson by kenny Sheldon September 1, 2020

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Jacob Jackson

He is short and kind of smelly but is a nice person and has good vocals. He is incredibly good at singing and can beat ANYONE at uno.

He's good at cross country (not really)

He is the best at sugar dusting, and will challenge anyone

that jacob jackson is great

Jacob Jackson by gobbygrape September 1, 2020

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Jacob Tyler Jackson

A lanky kid with the emotional maturity of a -3 year old. He claims to have terets and says thats pp to everything. Jacob Tyler Jackson is a very good gamer although if he gets mad he WILL crash the server. His fursona cat name is bumbleflight.

Jacob tyler Jackson: Thats so pp i finna bumble away
senior jp: u r retarded

Jacob Tyler Jackson by Jase Price September 11, 2019

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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