Jackzies
A guy who will only date girls who are long distance and will always fumble the bag also known as an NPC.
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An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:
1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.
This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.
This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
Jackies
White females who embody the epitome of unoriginality. They will post photos on Instagram and snapchat that include selfies with the caption “I woke up like this”, and pictures of her girlfriends with drinks in their hands, followed by the caption “girl squad.” Their Snapchats and instagrams are filled with selfies, pictures of food (at the most popular restaurant in the city), and will always go out of her way to capture every moment on video or photo just so she can post it on her social media. Essentially, they live to post pictures, rather than actually enjoying the moment in real life. In reality, they’re most likely not enjoying the moment, and need to be liked by everybody.
They go to yoga and make sure they snapchat a photo of themselves with their yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” They are followers, keep up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.
On most days, you will see them wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took an hour to achieve. They will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on their shoulder.
They go to yoga and make sure they snapchat a photo of themselves with their yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” They are followers, keep up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.
On most days, you will see them wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took an hour to achieve. They will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on their shoulder.
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jackieson
Jackieson is a sweet, kind, passionate boy loves to hang out with friends, he does like to smoke puff bars. Is a fun friend to hang around with. He likes pulling down peoples pants. His dad farts on his head a lot. And he has anger issues
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jackieson by Mymates8181 November 23, 2021