A Jacksie is a person who can manoeuvre their penis down between their legs, curling it around and inserting it into their own anus. Essentially it's the act of fucking yourself

"oh man, did you see Phil put his dick in his own ass the other day?!"

"Yeh, he's such a dirty Jacksie"

Jacksie by Julesyyyyy June 4, 2018

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jacksie

a relationship that everyone wants; a relationship that lives on and on

“wow, jacksie?! i want to be them.”

jacksie by u don’t know me okay September 5, 2019

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jacksie towel

A shit streaked towel following an inadequate shower

Nellie's white sheriden towel was transformed into a jacksie towel after Steve came to stay

jacksie towel by Gnub Jist May 21, 2016

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jacksie towel

A towel with a shit streak. Occurs when drying your anus that was inadequately washed.

Steve hung up his jacksie towel on Nellie's clothesline, shit streak out for all to admire.

jacksie towel by Gnub Jist September 9, 2016

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jacksie punch

a short hard punch to the arse

he bent over just after insulting me so I delivered a jacksie punch as a favour

jacksie punch by Michelle Blatchford January 19, 2004

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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