Jackie Chan'd

Two civillians are in a fist fight (usually resulting from a dispute and some shit-talking) and suddenly one of the combatants unleashes a massive kick, effectively ending the fight.

Guy #1: Did you see that fight last night? Home boy got round house kicked to the face!

Guy #2: Yeah that dude got straight up jackie chan'd.

Jackie Chan'd by BarnabeJonez February 24, 2009

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old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea

When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.

I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.

old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021

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You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly

You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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schmegegge

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

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