jack spence

this little piggy went to market. this little piggy got roast beef. this little piggy went chasing alissa his lover who he may or may not have a chance.

person 1: oh do you see that pig over there
person 2: no mate thats my bruv jack spence
person 1: hes such a queen sometimes

jack spence by lottagotta November 4, 2019

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Jack spence

A person who is admired by many

A great person to talk to

Jack spence, the truest most loyal trust worthy person you will ever meet

I aspire to be a jack spence
I was to be just like jack spence
Your a great friend you are a jack spence

Jack spence by Jack.s.28 May 9, 2018

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jack spencer

A “jack spencer” is an individual with a rather sharp jawline which can make them appear to have a square head

Derrick is such a jack spencer, i bet he could slice an apple with that jawline

jack spencer by User253946 January 1, 2023

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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