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Jack mehoff

a pseudonym you use when you have to sign up for something really quick or just want to have fun.

Jack mehoff (aka Jack me off)
Teacher: Ok class, welcome to grade 9 science. This year I will be your teacher. You, young man, tell me your name please?

Jack

Teacher: Last name?

Mehoff

Teacher: That's a very unique name.

*30 minutes later*

Teacher: Jack Mehoff! JACK MEHOFF!

*Class starts laughing*
Jack mehoff by sock mydong July 25, 2020
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Jack Mehoff

Jack Mehoff is that guy that acts gay so much that some people think he is gay. He has a schlong so massive that it has its own gravitational pull. His unmatched sigma male testosterone levels are enough to make any guys treaties crumble.
-He’s almost as gay as Jack.
-Who’s Jack?
-Jack Mehoff.
Jack Mehoff by jackmehofff69 December 1, 2021

Jack Mehoff

It’s a phrase that is uttered when someone defaults on a personal debt and then doubles down with some excuse and asks for more. It is an action of frustrating disrespect.
He keeps avoiding me and then asks for more help. “Can you stop Jack Mehoffing me right now.”
Jack Mehoff by DaddyBiggumz November 26, 2022

Jack Meoff 

Jack Meoff by Jack Meoff April 21, 2003

jack megoff 

That's right meg from family guy has a bigger cock then u
jack megoff she's getting lonely keemstar
jack megoff by Megatronious August 23, 2017

jacklehoff 

a term used to describe someone who is being annoying and wont leave you alone.
Aiden stop being a jacklehoff you know better than that !
jacklehoff by jacklehoff June 10, 2020

jackmeoff 

jackmeoff by Patrick November 25, 2004
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