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Peanut Butter Slip Jack 

The act of having your girl lick a generous helping of peanut butter off your junk, leaving behind a tacky lubricant. You then slam your dick into the first available hole and jackhammer it like an old sidewalk.
She walked funny for days after I gave her the Peanut Butter Slip Jack.

Battery Jack 

The act of removing the batteries of a lesser needed electronic device power a more urgent one
Gamer 1: dude my controller is dead, and i don't have any batteries.
Gamer 2: then go battery jack your dvd remote's
Battery Jack by Z227933 January 19, 2010

buttery jack 

When ones partner gets two sticks of butter and inserts one into the anus and uses the second stick of butter as lubricant for a handjob.
"Dude, that chick, Jessica, gave me a buttery jack yesterday!"
buttery jack by BerserkBun February 24, 2015

Jack is better than Berne and Ari! 

Frankly, Ari and Berne were arguing about who was better, so Jack felt compelled to inform them that he is, infact, better than both of them.
Ari: I'm the best!
Berne: No I'm better!
Jack: I'll always win.
Ari and Berne: Sorrrrrry Jack!!
Thus, Jack is better than Berne and Ari!