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Jack Wilson 

Jack Wilson is a fucking champaroo. There is no one cooler than him. He has a gay brother named Matty who is not cool. Jack strives to achieve greatly at his school and loves English class. He is a fucking legend. He has a massive cock aswell. Jack also loves James Chapman who is his best friend.
Holy shit did you see Jack Wilson the other day? That champaroo had his dick tied around his body like a belt.
Jack Wilson by Champaroo February 14, 2019
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jack wilson 

Quarter back on of the football team. A straight up baller. Has thing for tall brunettes. Loves the show Breaking Bad. You don't want to mess with a Jack, it can get pretty ugly. They commonly have bromances. They typically don't know how to talk to girls, but enjoy grabbing asses.
Girl1: who's that fag?

Girl2: dat ain't nofag just Jack Wilson.
jack wilson by 2muchswag4u September 16, 2013

Jack Joseph Wilson 

Generally a twat has issues with girls and his excuse is “they’re doggers” chats more shit than Jay Cartwright contributes nothing to this world as he’s a lazy cunt who’s shit at Games
Girl1:Do you know Jack Joseph Wilson?
Girl2: Yeah the one who said he knocked out a cow with one punch?
Girl1: Yeah he chats bare shit

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008