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Jack Nut 

Someone, or something that is not worth a Fuck.
My new Supervisor is a Jack Nut.
Jack Nut by Carlito's Buey January 8, 2011
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jack nut 

a insult usally directed towards a pricish person. Possibly made up while rambling anger towards a person.
God dammit! Ur such a fucking jack nut!
jack nut by PoniesArntUs April 7, 2009

cracker jack nut 

Some one lacks intelligence or simply forgets he's being stupid in other words it's a word that i made up and gave the meanin to my bro travis
"hey travis u r being a total cracker jack nut"
cracker jack nut by mr.3000 April 22, 2008

nut jack 

When you are hitting on a guy and another girl/guy swoops in and steals them away.
I was talking to Matt and Christa came over and nut jacked me.

Whenever I got to the club with John, he always nut jacks me.
nut jack by blsquared January 11, 2009

Nut Swinging Apple Jack 

Someone who gets away with doing little or no time for a crime they committed.
The jury got bad instructions he's out on the street like a Nut Swinging Apple Jack

Jack nuts smuck nizzle

an ass clown with hair on it's neezey fizzle on it's nazzle

jack nuts 

when a gentleman has very small testicles (or possibly humongously large ones)
check out the jack nuts on him, he looks like brad micklea!
jack nuts by biz markee August 21, 2003
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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