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A Guy with a Incredible large penis, used to poke old grannies with and rob their money.PS : his parents feeded him viagra since he was born.
Awmygawd jack look!Jack Hasabigpenis : *turns around and slaps his friend with his penis*U nigger u need make yer penis smaller.Jack : *Cums in face* gf nigger.
by Ohhaiii April 30, 2009
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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