Jack Dick

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When a male drinks so much alcohol, he can't get it up.

He had so much to drink at the bar, when he finally got the girl home he had Jack Dick and couldn't perform.

Jack Dick by rhinoguy September 11, 2005

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Dick Jack

n., adj.,(Richard John formally) Incessant masturbator, 'net porn addict, dates ONLY girlie magazines or left/right hand, can get erect at the fleeting glimpse of a woman's cleavage in a TV soap ad or speeding by the other way on a six-lane highway.

Is one REALLY necessary? It's probably YOU reading this. Just look in the mirror. Dick Jack.

Dick Jack by Professional Scold June 29, 2008

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jack's dick

A usually large dick more than 10 inches long and 2 inches wide.

jack's dick is huge! he pounded me with it for an hour last night!

jack's dick by Whiteboi6969 December 17, 2016

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pencil dick jack

its when you pretend to jerk off when your fist is close

dude look i can pencil dick jack

pencil dick jack by bobo11232 June 26, 2009

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Jack's DICK

Very small in size, unsatisfying, searching for hours to find. His balls however are Sugarnuts

Katie: 'Oh, yeah i was with him last night and Jack's DICK did not live up to expectations. Gonna have to leave him.

Jack's DICK by hankypanky97 June 14, 2017

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double-dick jack-off

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.

Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!

double-dick jack-off by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

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Jack loves dick

Jack sucked my brothers cock last night

Jack loves dick so much

Jack loves dick by Jacklikesdicksomuch December 19, 2021

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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