Jack Dick

When a male drinks so much alcohol, he can't get it up.

He had so much to drink at the bar, when he finally got the girl home he had Jack Dick and couldn't perform.

Jack Dick by rhinoguy September 11, 2005

Dick Jack 

n., adj.,(Richard John formally) Incessant masturbator, 'net porn addict, dates ONLY girlie magazines or left/right hand, can get erect at the fleeting glimpse of a woman's cleavage in a TV soap ad or speeding by the other way on a six-lane highway.

Is one REALLY necessary? It's probably YOU reading this. Just look in the mirror. Dick Jack.

Dick Jack by Professional Scold June 29, 2008

jack's dick 

A usually large dick more than 10 inches long and 2 inches wide.

jack's dick is huge! he pounded me with it for an hour last night!

jack's dick by Whiteboi6969 December 17, 2016

pencil dick jack 

its when you pretend to jerk off when your fist is close

dude look i can pencil dick jack

pencil dick jack by bobo11232 June 26, 2009

Jack's DICK 

Very small in size, unsatisfying, searching for hours to find. His balls however are Sugarnuts

Katie: 'Oh, yeah i was with him last night and Jack's DICK did not live up to expectations. Gonna have to leave him.

Jack's DICK by hankypanky97 June 14, 2017

double-dick jack-off 

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.

Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!

double-dick jack-off by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

Jack loves dick

Jack sucked my brothers cock last night

Jack loves dick so much

Jack loves dick by Jacklikesdicksomuch December 19, 2021