the roundest, sexiest, and most attractive set of bum cheeks you can and will ever find, so succulent and so juicy that you can't stop thinking about them once you see and or touch them for the first time.
Tim walks over and grabs Jack Coopers Ass Cheeks and says they are so nice that he wants to slide in there.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.