Jabeefa

Jabeefa is an afro smiley on the myjellybean chatboards.
He is basically the God of JB whether a JBers chooses to worship him or not. Everyone loves him though, he is the sex.

Jabeefa is so incredible, I'm totally in love with him. He'd rape me if I wasn't so willing!

Jabeefa by That.One.Girl. December 25, 2007

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Al-Jabeeba

Term used by a number of conservative bloggers in the UK to refer to the BBC during the Israeli-Palestinian conflict of 2008. Combines "the beeb", the traditional slang term for the BBC, with Al-Jazeera, the Arabic news network. The implication is that the BBC (which is required to be strictly independent) is in fact biased in its coverage in favour of the Palestinian cause.

"Al-Jabeeba showed five whole minutes of footage of Palestinian victims and failed to mention the Hamas rocket attacks on Sderodt today."

Al-Jabeeba by Cobb-Douglas February 21, 2009

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Jabeefa • Jareefah • Al-Jabeeba

Jareefah

An English major (derogatory)

She made a 10 year old read Shakespeare, what a Jareefah.

Jareefah by Hee-hee-hee November 22, 2021

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Jareefah

An English major (derogatory)

She made a ten year old read Shakespeare, what a Jareefah.

Jareefah by Hee-hee-hee November 22, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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