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joke
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an
elephant
and a camel meet on a road:
Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your
breasts
on your back?
The camel pauses for a mimute....
Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a dick on his
face
...
the
moral
of
the joke is
this:
camels
are sexier than elephants!
joke
by
yogos
July 21, 2006
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macbook
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a truly amazing laptop, extremely fast and relatively cheap compared to other mac computers ($1100). I bought
one
last week and it hasnt failed me. where as my
brother
bought a dell xps and
bam
bye bye xps.
Me: Aaaaaaaah my macbook is sooo
sweet
Brother
: Grrrr i hate the
crappy
dell!
macbook
by
yogos
July 20, 2006
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