JM'd

Laird, annoyed. A word that is derived from Jacksons Mum being laird.

Jackson: I can't come out tonight, my mum is JM'd.

by alexmorris December 24, 2008

JM'd

To trick a friend and/or colleague into contacting the wrong person for information, fooling them and worsen the situation they are looking for assistance in.

Get JM'd haha!

by AliBrennan September 27, 2025

Jm-Dash

A korean wannabe

Hey look thats Jm-dash lets just

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by Sushant Singh Rajput2007 September 30, 2021

J.M.D.O.

A common internet chat acronym meaning "Jacking My Dick Off." An analogue of LMAO, "Laughing My Ass Off."

Girlfriend7530: You wanna come over this evening?
Boy2458: Can't. J.M.D.O.

by honkersale May 17, 2009

J.M'd

1.a word parallel to the word owned.
Comes from a famous noob whose initials were J.M. and his many rejections from society.

2. Similarly can also be used as a threat.

1.*man walks into tree*
"haha that guy just got J.M'd! XD"

2. "Don't make me come over there and J'M you!"

by luul April 25, 2007

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

doisl;jm vsasio;

what people do when they are procrastinating or when they are bored. usually done by teenagers when doing an important project.

kelsey and mish were doing their sex ed homework...

kelsey: doisl;jm vsasio;!
mish: what the f**k
kelsey: THIS IS SO CONFUSING.....HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHERE THE RECTUM IS.....
mish: ohhhh....

by GURARY December 16, 2008