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The stinging sensation and subsequent red eye that results from an ejaculate coming into contact with an eyeball.
I got jizz eye the other night from my boyfriend.
Jizz eye by Jon & Kevin September 26, 2021
The stinging sensation and subsequent bloodshot eye

after coming into contact with a male's ejaculate.
I got jizz eye last night after my boyfriend cum in my face.
Jizz eye by Jon & Kevin October 3, 2021

Pink Jizz eye 

When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye
Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye
Pink Jizz eye by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

eye jizz 

When you eye leaks fluid and it goes everywhere.
GOD, i hate this eye jizz, its leaking everywhere and all over my face.
eye jizz by alrightymon June 8, 2010

jizzeyeitis 

When a girl has or gets jizz in her eyes; either from her bf, bukkake fest, random guy she met at a truck stop, etc
Becky had fallen ill with some jizzeyeitis, due to her run in with the football team in the lockerroom.
jizzeyeitis by Mac X September 2, 2004
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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