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The stinging sensation and subsequent red eye that results from an ejaculate coming into contact with an eyeball.
Jizz eye by Jon & Kevin September 26, 2021
The stinging sensation and subsequent bloodshot eye

after coming into contact with a male's ejaculate.
I got jizz eye last night after my boyfriend cum in my face.
Jizz eye by Jon & Kevin October 3, 2021

Pink Jizz eye 

When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye
Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye
Pink Jizz eye by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

eye jizz 

When you eye leaks fluid and it goes everywhere.
GOD, i hate this eye jizz, its leaking everywhere and all over my face.
eye jizz by alrightymon June 8, 2010

jizzeyeitis 

When a girl has or gets jizz in her eyes; either from her bf, bukkake fest, random guy she met at a truck stop, etc
Becky had fallen ill with some jizzeyeitis, due to her run in with the football team in the lockerroom.
jizzeyeitis by Mac X September 2, 2004
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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