jizzeyeitis 

When a girl has or gets jizz in her eyes; either from her bf, bukkake fest, random guy she met at a truck stop, etc

Becky had fallen ill with some jizzeyeitis, due to her run in with the football team in the lockerroom.

jizzeyeitis by Mac X September 2, 2004

jizzeritis 

another word for blue ballz... except in this case, instead of the guy not being able to jizz. he can't control his jizz and it goes everywhere.. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE

if u gotsa jizzeritis, the u can't have me.

jizzeritis by Anonymous October 10, 2003