Jewelry 

A wide ranging currency that men use to reimburse women for sexual favors. The highest denomination in the jewelry economic scale is diamonds, with gold being the most common unit.

I wanted to make sure that I could fuck the shit out of that skunt for the rest of the month, so I gave her a bunch of jewelry. Greedy bitch...

Jewelry by billberto May 6, 2005

Jewelry 

Most times, one hecuva waste of money. And I'm a girl.

Let's buy some jewelry!

Nooo I want to play lazer tag instead.

Jewelry by blickery August 6, 2008

jewelry 

expensive adornments of precious metals &/or gems, and:

police slang for handcuffs

Cop, to cop buddy: I got a date tonight with a hot civilian chick who loves the uniform
Buddy: You're bringing your jewelry, right?
Cop: you know it, this bracelets never fail to impress! Then they love it when I smacl their ass with y leather belt!
Buddy Lucky asshole, I'm stucking working overtime tonight. . . Have fun.

jewelry by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 29, 2016

Jewelry 

Most times, one hecuva waste of money. And I'm a girl.

Let's buy some jewelry!

Nooo I want to play lazer tag instead.

Jewelry by blickery August 6, 2008

jewelry 

n. body baubles or adornments, incorrectly spelled as jewelery by editors of UD. Jury is the spelling and pronounciation in ebonics.

Tyrone finally broke down and went to the jury store to buy Brie Ann and himself a wedding ring set. The jeweler at the jewelery store assayed the total stone weight in all three bands as twenty-fourth of a carat in diamond weight. The diamonds were blinding in the sunlight! This was jewelry fit for a queen

jewelry by Richard Black January 16, 2006

jewelry 

Being positive or desirable in nature; not bad or poor: a jewelry handjob; jewelry news from the abortion clinic.

Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.

Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.

Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.

Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.

Of high quality: jewelry tools.

Discriminating: jewelry taste.

Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.

Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.

Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.

Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.

Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.

That blone haired broad's ass looks like jewelry!

jewelry by cooter February 12, 2004

jewelry box 

A woman's vagina that is adorned with several pieces of jewelry. Rings, studs, etc.

"How did you date with that Suicide Girl go?"

"Really well. Turns out she has quite the jewelry box down there!"

jewelry box by adamythos May 29, 2007