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Jessie m 

Jessie m is ONE of a kind she is nice and funny and pretty and harmonious and I love when she sings or parody’s songs or just lives I LOVE HER dearly I love when she speaks to me and I love speaking to her she’s the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before I sleep she’s in my dreams and always in my heart I don’t understand how anyone could possibly think of her any different I love Jessie m
{person 1} Jessie m is over there

{person 2} what’s she up to
{person 1} I don’t know she seems to be awfully close to that dead cat…
Jessie m by Ollieotto September 20, 2023
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Jessie M Poma

Me: JESSIE M POMA

Jessie: STFU
Jessie M Poma by KURRRROOOOMMI April 10, 2022

Jessie McCartney 

Jessie is the best bff ever even tho she may fill your camera roll with Elvis. She is very funny and if you are lucky to have her as a bff don't be surprised if your storage is full. <3
Friend: why have you got so many pics of Elvis??
Me: oh Jessie McCartney is my bff
Jessie McCartney by XxTall_SophxX January 8, 2023

jessie(male) 

Usually A Very Charming Biracial male.Jessie's Usually Have The Most Wonerful Smiles. They Have The Gift To Make Any Girl That They Please.They Can Go Down On Women For An Extremely Long Period Of Times.They,Can Also Make Women Smile By Whispering Things In Their Ear.
jessie(male) by El Chapo74 October 14, 2013

Jessie McCartney 

Jessie. Jessie is a really good best friend and is always gonna be obsessed with Elvis. Your camera roll will be filled with Elvis once you get her number
Friend: Why do I have so many pics of Elvis??
Me: Jessie McCartney is my bff.
Jessie McCartney by XxTall_SophxX January 8, 2023

jessie mozden 

jessie mozden is one of the nicest people that you will meet. she is always there for you. she will stand by your side in hard, good,and bad times. she puts others before herself. she is truly a loyal friend.
jessie mozden is a great frined
jessie mozden by sksk101 June 11, 2019

Jessie Murph 

Very hot and beautiful, she is also talented, write and sing songs so perfectly
Jessie Murph is so talented
you are such a pretty girl you look like jessie murph
Jessie Murph by Jessie Murph br December 18, 2021
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