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A jayden king is when you go into a truck stop and ask a trucker to jack you off in the bathroom. If he declines you ask the other truckers the same thing till one of them agrees to. When you are about to ejaculate you shit your pants. As he franticly trys to leave you stick your hand in your pants and smeer it on your face this will resalt in an intense orgasm.

Trucker "breacker breacker 1,9 someone just jayden kinged me again"

jayden king by big guy December 5, 2015

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JAYDEN king

Jayden king is the name that someone was named for being the best at fucking attractive female pussy Jayden king also is a name for a monstrous cock that is very smooth and that will make any girl feel better then ever

“Jayden king!”
“Don’t say that”
“Nigger”

JAYDEN king by Pornhub January 25, 2022

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Jaydening

Taking something someone said out of context to make them sound stupid.

Parsley Smite: Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Jayden Fat-oh: "You just said they were nuts, retard"
Parsley Smite: "you're Jaydening so hard right now"

Jaydening by MC Supreme August 2, 2023

Jaydening

Meaning to ghost, neglect or ditch someone or a group of people . Usually refers to the day 1's and close contacts

Person 1: aww man Tom can't play league with us tonight again...

Person 2: Damn he's really jaydening us

Person 1: :crying emoji:

Jaydening by MarkerPen July 15, 2025

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026