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Jaqing Off 

The act of jackin' it to every kink on the face of the planet.
unlike you guys with your vanilla kinks i have mastered the art of Jaqing Off
Jaqing Off by Ruuuuukel June 2, 2017
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JAQing off

Where someone doesn't actually 'ask a question,' but instead regurgitates a bad-faith talking point wrapped in a question mark.

It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.
Duane West Oh, spare me the innocent bystander act, Duane.

You didn't 'ask a question,' you regurgitated a bad-faith talking point wrapped in a question mark.

It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.

You dropped a loaded rhetorical diaper in the comments, and now you’re acting all surprised that it stinks? Please. You didn't want an answer; you wanted a permission structure for your own delusion.

You got my answer because I don’t have time to coddle a grown man playing dumb. Go 'ask questions' at a wall, it’s about your speed.
JAQing off by Zxoura January 27, 2026

Jaking off 

The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate
Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour.
Oh he's probably jaking off
Jaking off by afhgfnbt January 6, 2009

Jaking Off 

The act of jerking off at a friend's house.
"Wow look at him, he is Jaking Off at my house!"
Jaking Off by dickinarounddickonson January 23, 2015
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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