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J.I.M.P

"When I ate that greape, i jizzed in my pants!"

"That chick made me J.I.M.P!!"
by Damooo December 21, 2008
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J.I.M.P.

stands for Jizz In My Pants. used to describe something so awesome it makes you want to jizz in your pants.
Dude, that car is J.I.M.P.
by GRUBAH! March 15, 2009
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j.i.m.p

dude he totally just jimped, now we are gonna need a clean up on isle 3!

Bob: Guess What?
Tom: What?
Bob: I just jimped.
Tom: ?
Bob: i just jizzed in my pants haha!

After she walked by i totally just j.i.m.p'd
by SNL FAN December 18, 2008
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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022
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Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.
by Xo._Shiann June 28, 2020
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