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J.A.S.S. 

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A Group of four girls
3 with curl hair 1 with straight
and you better watch out there clan be vicious badass bitches their rated X gifted and gonna sell sex.
"Oh my gosh J.A.S.S. is coming hide your boyfrieds"
J.A.S.S. by Sabrieena March 4, 2009

Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.) 

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A person who jumps to conclusions and speaks or acts out without full knowledge of the current situation, and then winds up looking like a jackass when informed of what's really going on.
"The other day Dave had a case of Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.) when he caught his girl on the phone talking all secretively. Then he started accusing her of cheating on him, asking who the guy was and if he was no longer good enough for her. And that is when she informed him that she was being all secretive is because she was planning his birthday party. I swear you could see him grow buckteeth, a tail, and some donkey ears!"

J.A.S.A.P. 

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Jerk as soon as possible
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins
Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.
J.A.S.A.P. by Caretts January 7, 2012

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

.j.a.s.m.i.n.e

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the most sexy and hot mf on tiktok i want to have her children they are so pretty. i’m extremely jealous of her bf.
.j.a.s.m.i.n.e is so hot, her bf is so lucky
.j.a.s.m.i.n.e by www.futuremilf.com September 1, 2021

j.a.s.e.l.y 

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A well known tiktoker who started august 2019. She post rather interesting things, and many fans have come forward and question and publicly commented their concerns for this creator.
“Did u see j.a.s.e.l.y new tiktok post

“Really cool!”
j.a.s.e.l.y by Forevercupcake17643 August 30, 2021
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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