J. Arthur  

Background: London rhyming slang. Named after J. Arthur Rank, a twentieth century British film producer.

NOUN: Masturbation, or Wank. Rank provding the requisite rhyme.

NOTE: Besides the obvious rhyme origin, this piece of slang may come from the famous opening of Rank's films, which depicted a muscular man in a Toga banging a gong.

"Carmen Electra is so hot, I give myself a J. Arthur every time she's on TV."

J. Arthur by bernard leonard January 5, 2009

J Arthur 

Short for J Arthur Rank (British Film Producer). British rhyming slang for Wank.

I had a good J Arthur in the shower last night.

J Arthur by Beanz991 August 15, 2006

J.Arthuritis 

Acute stiffness of the wrist caused by excessive self-discipline.
From the cockney rhyming slang for wank -' J.Arthur Rank'

Billy has to drink wine nowadays because his wrist won't take the weight of a pint glass. It's the worst case of J.Arthuritis I've seen

J.Arthuritis by gavos August 12, 2010