J-Woww

This fierce bitch is from MTV's reality show The Jersey Shore. She's the very definition of a Ride or Die Chick. She has your back no matter what. She'll swing on a man or woman if they cross that line and still balance her drink in the other hand.

Damn, J-woww was REM sleeping upstairs while those Grenades were beatin' Snickers' ass, but she still showed up in her pajamas throwin' punches before the cops came.

J-Woww by bgtymr January 9, 2010

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J-Woww

A stupid woman who claims to be in love with her boyfriend but then hooks up with other guys while "drunk" and dances in an inappropriate sexual manner.

bob: who is that girl?
john: she's a j-woww. she got a boyfriend who she is supposedly in love with but she cheats on him religiously.

J-Woww by bobjamamimi December 24, 2009

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J-WOWW

(JWH-018): an analgesic chemical from the naphthoylindole family, which acts as a full agonist at both the CB1 and CB2 cannabinoid receptors, with some selectivity for CB2. It produces effects in animals similar to those of THC, a cannabinoid naturally present in cannabis, leading to its use in synthetic cannabis.

Evan has to pass his drug tests, so instead of smoking weed he puts J-WOWW on some catnip, and gets high on that.

J-WOWW by thereiam4201 October 27, 2010

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JWOWW

'Jersey Shore' is a reality TV show on MTV that followers eight roommates as they spend their Summer Vacation at the shore.

Featured in this show is Jenni Farley aka JWOWW. She kicks ass and she's hot.

Yeah man i saw JWOWW kick ass!

JWOWW by BornForThis96 September 22, 2010

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jwowwed

Excessive boob job.

When a woman increases her bra size by at least 3 cups and lacks the extra skin to make it look even remotely human. Results in what looks like two bowlingballs trying to break out of a thin plastic bag.

Did you see Jen lately? She totally jwowwed and went from an A cup to double Ds. Too bad she didnt do anything about her man face though.

jwowwed by SI_ex_pat February 8, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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