J-Rod

A super hard on. The best a man can get.

Trisha, that trick daddy ova there got one big ass J-Rod goin' ONNNN!

by jarred retro April 26, 2008

J-Rod

1) To continue to turn down or "poon" out on your friends.

2) To make plans and at the last minute break prior said engagement.

He said he was going to play golf today but he J-Rodded at the last minute.

by Sweaty Bear December 01, 2009

J-Rod

A curved penis.

Girl 1-I slept with him
Girl 2-Did he have a big dick
Girl 1-He had a J-Rod

by Gianger The Giant Ginger October 16, 2010

J-Rod

-the CHEMIST who extracted from his heart's elements, compassion, respect, longing, patience, regret, surprise, and forgiveness and compounded them into ONE and created that atom which is called LOVE.

-a cute sweet and cuddly person

-a life changer

-a short, great person with a wonderful personality

-to know J-Rod is to love J-Rod

I love J-Rod with all my heart and soul.

by Maida Jeannine December 13, 2008

J-Rod

Screwing over all of your co-workers. When called out for said screw over the "J-Rodder" whines to Boss and proceeds to call out of work the next day to avoid further confrontation between screwed over co-workers and himself.

Real friends dont J-Rod on each other. Dont be a J-Rod!

by JustTehTip September 09, 2019

J-Rod

a girl named Sam.

Sam is a j-rod.

by osobobo March 11, 2021

Lil J-Rods

When you take a shit and it comes out in little nuggets. We call that shit lil J-Rods.

I think because of the food last night, I had the lil J-Rods.

by anonymous January 10, 2023