J-Lo

An SUV (or full size sedan) which is parked in a space marked "compact" in the mall parking lot or public garage. The lack of available space forces the rear end of the said vehicle to stick out of neighboring cars that are smaller.

"Look at that J-Lo parked next to you! How did she even fit that thing in there?!"

The mall parking patrol looks specifically for those J-Los parked illegally in the compact spaces.

by Empire of the Moon December 12, 2008

j-lo

A stupid woman (fur hag) who thinks she is amazing. She wears fur coats and puts millions of animals through agony. Some of them are anally electrocuted.

Many of them will be cats/dogs, some skinned alive, from China some stolen. They will then be mislabelled and sent abroad, eg. to U.S.A., to be sold as other types of fur.

Is that the fur hag with a new guinea pig coat?
Yep, that's j-lo.

by Nizzey May 1, 2006

J-Lo

Jenny from da block.She lived in South Bronx wit that fat peice of shit,COOK KRACK AKA Fat Joe.

im still im still jenny from the block-J-Lo

by Da Hoodsta Balla August 26, 2005

j-lo

'Joint' or 'Marijuana cigarette'

'Hey man, you want a j-lo?

by cral99 April 17, 2009

J-Lo

A Hollywood celebrity that gets mock and chastise because she has been married twice in less than 10 years; While, her female counterparts have bunked with hundreds of boyfriends in less than 3 years.

by liliamet September 19, 2003

J-Lo

Originally a reference to the actress Jennifer Lopez, J-Lo is a term used to describe a good looking woman or a very attractive object

Have you seen Vida Guerra's new pictures?...J-Lo!

or

Mike's new GT3 is so J-Lo!

by DatBoiTang January 16, 2010

J-lo

This word is typically used for a celebrity

Name such as Jennifer

Raina: hey did you hear that j-lo is making a new song?
Josh: yea I heard its gonna sound awful

by Slothhhhhhh suuupernoooova October 15, 2016