J Macked 

When you get absolutely fucked over by someone's incredible amount of luck.

Person 1: how did I lose I had 3 aces after the flop!?

Person 2: My full house of 2s and 7s beats that, bitch!

Person 3: Oh man you just got J Macked!

J Macked by DouganPH October 6, 2016

J-Macked 

the act of serious pimpin.

i j-macked the shit out da hoe!or been there done that i J-macked dat trick last night!!!

J-Macked by B easy08 March 26, 2008

Mackenzie J 

an amazing boy who i'm in love with. he makes me happy when i'm sad. and he's always there for me. i'm glad i can also call him in my best friend.

Wow, I love you Mackenzie J

Mackenzie J by xrobotshock October 24, 2008