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Dirty J LO 

Running your sweaty, hairy, dirty smelly ass crack the length of some unsuspected individuals face. Leaving them with stink face.
"yo the other night Joey passed out, so I gave him a nasty "Dirty J LO"
Dirty J LO by tmizzie October 27, 2008

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
Jennifer’s,loopy,odd,diarrhea

A way to determine what size of crib your hair should have.
Oh yeah I think that we should just JLOD for it.
jlod by JLOD October 11, 2020
Jennifer’s,loopy,ood,diarrhea

To criticize your siblings
ARGH SHES SUCH A JLOD!!!
jlod by JLOD October 11, 2020
lod is an armadillo with 17 toes, one of them on the tip of his pp and he can move it around with full control. With this he can jlod it right up in there and jlod people up, giving him the name jlod.

He also has a theme park named jlod new york, where every ride is the same replica of getting jlodded.

He also has a cousin named jlid. he is a squid with 17 testicles. nobody knows why people call him jlid, but he is jlid.

jlid also has a brother named flid. flid is an octopus has 17 tentacles instead of testicles. flid flids people with his tentacles, giving him the name flid.

another friend is frod. he is a frog with 17 tongues and 13 feet, living on a lily pad and licking people to make them uncomfortable.

they also are friends with drake, a cheesestick with salami on top.
We love to praise Jlod
Jlod by Senior_Froggerton December 14, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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