J Lo’d 

When a person leaves a big tip for a service worker but his/her friend or significant other takes it and leaves a smaller tip. (J Lo would do this when she was out with her husband and she’d take their big tip and swap it for $5)

“I just got J Lo’d”

J Lo’d by veiledxo December 15, 2022

Dirty J LO 

Running your sweaty, hairy, dirty smelly ass crack the length of some unsuspected individuals face. Leaving them with stink face.

"yo the other night Joey passed out, so I gave him a nasty "Dirty J LO"

Dirty J LO by tmizzie October 27, 2008

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

jlod 

Jennifer’s,loopy,odd,diarrhea

A way to determine what size of crib your hair should have.

Oh yeah I think that we should just JLOD for it.

jlod by JLOD October 11, 2020

jlod 

Jennifer’s,loopy,ood,diarrhea

To criticize your siblings

ARGH SHES SUCH A JLOD!!!

jlod by JLOD October 11, 2020

Jlod 

lod is an armadillo with 17 toes, one of them on the tip of his pp and he can move it around with full control. With this he can jlod it right up in there and jlod people up, giving him the name jlod.

He also has a theme park named jlod new york, where every ride is the same replica of getting jlodded.

He also has a cousin named jlid. he is a squid with 17 testicles. nobody knows why people call him jlid, but he is jlid.

jlid also has a brother named flid. flid is an octopus has 17 tentacles instead of testicles. flid flids people with his tentacles, giving him the name flid.

another friend is frod. he is a frog with 17 tongues and 13 feet, living on a lily pad and licking people to make them uncomfortable.

they also are friends with drake, a cheesestick with salami on top.

We love to praise Jlod

Jlod by Senior_Froggerton December 14, 2023